#(so aunt enakhra gets stuck with it. fifty fifty if zamorak even paid child support. kasia died she didn't divorce him but you get it) | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

masked-disciple · 8 days ago

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The popup got closed on me against my will but I hit 50 crafting! And I have all the requirements for Enakhra's Lament now!!

I think the very first thing I'm gonna do next weekend when I get my membership is go see my auntie. Bring her a jug of wine. Say thanks for being the only adult capable of driving in every modern au I've ever put Sabe in.

#sg.txt #(she drives a hotrodded pickup truck in modern aus)#(because fuck the cops)#(sabe's so funny in modern aus. he's an engineer and the most normal looking guy ever)#(who no one knows has so many felonies it's not even funny and has done so much anarchism)#(although in modern aus enakhra raised him a whole lot more since zamorak wasn't around. cps wouldn't let iban do it percy jackson style)#(now that's what happened in actual rs3 but in a modern au tragically he couldn't do that)#(so aunt enakhra gets stuck with it. fifty fifty if zamorak even paid child support. kasia died she didn't divorce him but you get it)#(modern au is just 'enakhra tells zamorak to get off her property but with a gun' au I think)

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